
This is one of those jokes you can imagine actually happening. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. But, before you start reading, please accept my apologies — you’ll understand why!
The Vicar Likes Peanuts
A young vicar was visiting an elderly parishioner one day. Along with the coffee was bowl of peanuts and the young man started eating them. As the conversation went on he continued eating until they were all gone.
Feeling slightly guilty he started to apologise for finishing the bowl of peanuts. The elderly lady replied — ‘Don’t apologise, I can’t eat them anyway as I have lost all my teeth. In any case I’ve already sucked all the chocolate off them!’
Ewwww!!!






Andrew Gosden (now 16) has been missing from his Doncaster home since 14 September 2007. The search continues.
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