The Vicar Likes Peanuts

This is one of those jokes you can imagine actually happening. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. But, before you start reading, please accept my apologies — you’ll understand why!

The Vicar Likes Peanuts

A young vicar was visiting an elderly parishioner one day. Along with the coffee was bowl of peanuts and the young man started eating them. As the conversation went on he continued eating until they were all gone.

Feeling slightly guilty he started to apologise for finishing the bowl of peanuts. The elderly lady replied — ‘Don’t apologise, I can’t eat them anyway as I have lost all my teeth. In any case I’ve already sucked all the chocolate off them!’

Ewwww!!!

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About Paul Sibley
Reflecting on life, faith, and the prayers we pray in the Church of England: Paul is a Licensed Lay Minister (Reader), serving in the Parish Church of St Mary the Virgin, Godmanchester. For more about Paul please see this page.