Praying Parrots Enjoy! A pious Christian bought a parrot. When he brought it home the good man was horrified to hear the parrot say, "Hiya boys -- my name's Mimi . . . I'm a bad girl. Come upstairs and have some fun!" … [Read more...]
The Bishop’s Text
November 4, 2008 By
The Bishop's Text I couldn't resist this one: Two chaps met after many years, having been at Ecclesiastical College together. One had become a bishop, the other was a parish priest. They were discussing their differing … [Read more...]
Archbishop’s Dilemma
October 28, 2008 By
Archbishop's Dilemma Well, what else could he do?! The phone rang in the office of the Archbishop of Canterbury. It was Kentucky Fried Chicken. “Archbishop, we will give £100,000 to the Church if you change the Lord's … [Read more...]
At the Pearly Gates
October 21, 2008 By
At the Pearly Gates Vicars are human too! Two brothers died at the same time and arrived at the Pearly gates together, where they were interviewed by St Peter. He said to the first brother, "Have you been good during … [Read more...]
Not a forward pass
October 9, 2008 By
Not a forward pass Ever since starting to play Rugby as a schoolboy, I've been quite a fan. And I think the games I've always looked forward to watching more than any other have been England versus Wales -- of course, … [Read more...]
Know your Ten Commandments
September 30, 2008 By
Know your Ten Commandments I couldn't resist this joke, because I can imagine it having quite a lot of truth about it. Henry, who was very elderly, was unhappy because he had lost his favourite hat. Instead of buying … [Read more...]
Prawn, Cod and Shark Saga
September 16, 2008 By
Prawn, Cod and Shark Saga Sometimes the grass isn't greener on the other side. And what we want, isn't what's best for us. Here's a little story that I came across that illustrates this in a memorable way. Enjoy: Far … [Read more...]
The Atheist and the Bear
August 28, 2008 By
The Atheist and the Bear I came across this joke recently. It's one I've heard numerous times before. And every time I hear it, it makes me laugh. You may or may not have heard it yourself, but either way, enjoy: An … [Read more...]
Andrew Gosden (now 16) has been missing from his Doncaster home since 14 September 2007. The search continues.