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Honey, can you hear me?

May 18, 2010 By

This is one of those jokes that appeal to my, sometimes, odd sense of humour. I can think of so many couples that I’ve known over the years who it could’ve happened to — my parents being one such couple; and I suspect it won’t be too long before the same could be said of Liz and I!

Honey, can you hear me?

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, “Honey, can you hear me?” There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, “Honey, can you hear me?” Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, “Honey, can you hear me?”

She replied, “For the third time, Yes!”

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