Ants and a Golf Ball

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I don't know what it is about Golfers, but they do seem to attract more than their fair share of jokes. Perhaps it has something to do with how they take their sport seriously, but have the wonderful ability to be able … [Read more...]

All I want for Christmas is…

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This is one of those dangerous jokes -- dangerous to me. I could get shot for daring to post it! I really enjoyed it, and hope you will too -- even if it does make you 'groan' a little. Please don't shoot me! All I … [Read more...]

Luck of the Draw

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I came across this joke, and thought it very funny. But, sadly, all too true too, with the current economic climate. However, there's another reason I particularly like this joke -- it reminds us that sometimes we have … [Read more...]

The Oldest Profession

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What is the oldest profession in the world? Here three friends attempt to come up with an answer, and it might not be quite what you would expect! Hope you find it as funny as I did. The Oldest Profession A doctor, … [Read more...]

Hellfire and Damnation

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I quite like hot and spicy food; but know my limits. I know I've made the mistake talked about in this joke, and been caught out by better quality Horseradish Sauce; and hellfire and damnation is a pretty good … [Read more...]

Ice Fishing

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With the weather we're experiencing here in the UK at the moment, this joke, and the tip in it, just might be useful to someone. So far, in Huntingdon, we've got away with things quite lightly, but judging by the weather … [Read more...]

His Favourite Chocolate Chip Cookies

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This joke dropped into my inbox recently, thanks Frank, and I thought it very funny -- despite the fact that it touches on one of those real taboo subjects. Hope you enjoy it too. His Favourite Chocolate Chip … [Read more...]

Not a forward pass

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Ever since starting to play Rugby as a schoolboy, I’ve been quite a fan. And I think the games I’ve always looked forward to watching more than any other have been England versus Wales — of course, wanting to see … [Read more...]

Keeping Clean

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I can remember all too well the high pressure tactics of door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. In fact, I was nearly persuaded to give it a go myself, until I experienced one of these people myself, and realized just how … [Read more...]

Know Your Ten Commandments

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People do hear different things in a sermon, and do pick up on things that you wouldn’t expect them to. Okay, maybe not in quite the extreme way the old chap in this joke does. But you can just imagine it … [Read more...]