Bell Ringers

doorbell

This little story brings back so many memories! I can remember all too well getting up to tricks like this when I were a young'un. I never managed to get a priest to do it for me though; wouldn't have had the nerve, or … [Read more...]

The Hairdryer

hair-dryer

I came across this joke, and thought it hilarious. There are a number of Priests I know who would be likely to come out with such witticisms, though, of course, they wouldn't dream of using them for such nefarious … [Read more...]

Ave Maria

ave-maria

This is one of those jokes that really tickles me -- simple pleasures for a simple man, I know. I just enjoy anything that has a play on words involved (puns always make me laugh, as long as I 'get' them). Ave … [Read more...]

Car Just Broke Down

starting-car

This is one of those jokes that doesn't go quite where you think it might, and is, to my mind, all the funnier because of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did when I first read it. Car Just Broke Down A priest … [Read more...]

Bell Ringers

door-bell

I can remember playing this game once or twice as a child. There was never such a helpful priest around for me though. Not that I had too much trouble reaching a door bell; I could usually find a way. Bell … [Read more...]

The Parrot and the Chicken

parrot

There seems to be something about Parrots and Priests, together, that makes excellent fodder for jokes; this isn't the first Parrot joke I've put on here. I guess it must be because they can talk, and yet we can't really … [Read more...]

Bell Ringers

doorbell

Bell Ringers This little story brings back so many memories! I can remember all too well getting up to tricks like this when I were a young'un. I never managed to get a priest to do it for me though; wouldn't have had … [Read more...]

The Bishop’s Text

bishop

The Bishop's Text I couldn't resist this one: Two chaps met after many years, having been at Ecclesiastical College together. One had become a bishop, the other was a parish priest. They were discussing their … [Read more...]