Marriage and Vicars

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This landed in my inbox recently, and I thought it hilarious. I wonder how many eggs I would find in the back of our wardrobes? Several pounds worth I expect. But as I don't preach very often, it wouldn't be as many as … [Read more...]

The Vicar Likes Peanuts

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This is one of those jokes you can imagine actually happening. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. But, before you start reading, please accept my apologies -- you'll understand why! The Vicar Likes Peanuts A … [Read more...]

The Restroom Statue

Sometimes I think we expect too much of our priests, forgetting that they are human, just like the rest of us. But that expectation does make for some great jokes. Here is, I think, one of those jokes. Enjoy! The … [Read more...]

A Stray Dog

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A Stray Dog Oh, how easily we can be misconstrued when we try to do the "right" thing. I came across this joke, and thought it hilarious. Poor chap, he was only trying to teach them "right" from "wrong". A Stray … [Read more...]

Vicar’s Car Parking Dilemma

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Vicar's Car Parking Dilemma I thought this was really funny when I first read it. A vicar was taking morning service when he suddenly realized that he'd left his car parked on double yellow lines at a dangerous … [Read more...]

At the Pearly Gates

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At the Pearly Gates Vicars are human too! Two brothers died at the same time and arrived at the Pearly gates together, where they were interviewed by St Peter. He said to the first brother, "Have you been good … [Read more...]