Time’s Up

This must have given some Bishop quite a surprise — just as well it’s only a joke! It was sent to me this week: not by a Bishop I hasten to add, though I can imagine those I know thoroughly enjoying it. I hope you do too.

Time’s Up

Little Johnny’s father was a vicar in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishops room and then say to him “It’s the boy, my Lord, it’s time to get up.”

Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said, “It’s the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!”

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About Paul Sibley

Reflecting on life, faith, and the prayers we pray in the Church of England:
Paul is a Licensed Lay Minister (Reader), serving in the Parish Church of St Mary the Virgin, Godmanchester. For more about Paul please see this page.