This is one of those jokes that really hits the spot for me, one that made me thankful I hadn’t just taken a sip of coffee when I read the punchline — my monitor would’ve needed cleaning.
Where have you been?
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged.
“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.
About Paul Sibley
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